i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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