her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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