laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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