we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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