"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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