i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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