I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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