if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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