so explain again why im purple
no
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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