You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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