dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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