You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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