Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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