they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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