i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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