You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
