I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
