ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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