So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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