Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I will die if light touches me.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
