would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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