why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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