"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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