brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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