oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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