My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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