Have you finally orgasmed yet?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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