I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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