scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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