shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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