i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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