dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I did not marry a roomba.
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