I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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