we're chasing vodka with high fives
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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