Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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