guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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