Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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