that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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