Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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