Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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