sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
then he tried to convert me to islam
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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