it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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