I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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