Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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