So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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