:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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