Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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