honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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