Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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