Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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