I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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