you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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