The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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