i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
