I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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