dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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